Monday, May 19, 2008

I AM COMPLETELY MORTIFIED RIGHT NOW!!!

Wow, how fucking embarrassing! They didn't even spell my fucking name right either GOD DAMMIT!!! I know, I know, it was one of those things where they're like: Oh hey, can we use you for this small article we're doing? Not hey we're going to put you on the fucking cover holding a ribbon next to a big thing that says COOL NERD. And the ribbon- Why oh why with the fffffuckking ribbon?????

kill me kill me kill me, kill me right nowwww...

UPDATE!: As if this whole thing wasn't bad enough, the Bikesnob has finally found me! You'll notice that he implies that I'm a 'fake nerd'. Now.. how do you even respond to something like that? I'm not about to defend my true nerdyness (huh?!) but I don't appreciate being called fake either. I don't think anyone does. Unless maybe if you live in LA. Anyways, what I would really like to see, and I'm sure I'd be understating this for quite a number of people when I say: Why don't you put yourself out there mr. bike snob nyc like the majority of us are and see what everyone else has to say about your bikes and riding outfits. Well, unless you've already done so in which case just send me a link ;)

I still hate you for being more eloquent than I am...

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2 comments:

® said...

DUDE YOU'RE FAMOUS!!! You hold the nerdiest title dude. That's what the ribbon is for. Hehe.. indeed f'king cool!

[e] said...

LOL what hv u got urself into!! LOL