GOOD FUCKING CHRIST IF THIS ISN'T THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN:
God damn that shit just looks SO. FUCKING. BAD.
YOU CAN'T EVEN ROLL AWAY, YOU JUST BOUNCE LIKE A TERD!!!
AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE ASSHOLES DOING AT ARMY PARK??!!!
Quick, someone do a bar spin or some shit- ANYTHING!
Seeing one of those wankers in public is probably one of the rare instances where I would turn into a total asshole. The last time I acted like that was when some dipshit kid busted out with a 'grind' in a pair of soap shoes on a really high ledge I was skating. Fucking lazy ass twats. TRY ENGAGING IN AN ACTIVITY THAT ACTUALLY REQUIRES EFFORT TO LEARN!!