If you're gonna try and sell something..

..that's NOT WORTH ANYWHERE NEAR WHAT YOU'RE ASKING without the use of some juicy melons etc, you can at least appeal to a customers nerdier side by tossing as Imperial AT-ST (All Terrrain Scout Transport) trying to slay a stack of cash with eyeballs:

So amazing!

Speaking of amazing, here's something for those of you who were disappointed with the cheesy melon joke:

NSFW!

Now if looking at those fucking mmmmilk bags don't make you want to die from autoerotic asphyxiation I don't know what will...