Behold- The definition of rediculousness:
That video is the most unconscionable PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT I CAN BARELY STAND IT!
WTF?! A burger isn't a science experiment or chemistry project- IT'S A FUCKING BURGER! Bread, meat, cheese and wtf ever else you like. Those twats wouldn't know an ultimate burger from the stick shoved so far up their ass that if you climbed it and fell, you'd break a leg. You know what the ultimate burger is? The ultimate burger is one of a dozen you make for yourself and a bunch of friends on a crusty ass backyard grill. Fucking thing doesn't even need to be crazy good so long as all are jolly and the condiment stains are plentiful..
Just figured I'd share in the facepalming I'm going through over here..