Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Me at my stoney balony best in a short video called: FREAK BIKES!!!

FREAK BIKES by Lieberman from vswFantastic on Vimeo.

There's something magical about that last quote of mine that's about as retarded as my stoner ass could possibly get, lol!

EDIT:

While the video is long gone and I didn't get a copy, here's an image and transcript:



Transcript:

Like anyone can build a fuckin bike, anyone can do that, but not anyone can look at five old bikes and then [fart noise] and then make this weird thing you know.

ya know, instead of being stuck in this 200 year old paradigm well, why don’t I design something that looks fuckin bizarre but still has the same functionality as that original design.

the “how’s the weather up there??” and Its like I don’t even respond any more cause its like, I’ve heard that thousands of times.

why do it the same way. Why not explore something different you know. Why not do something that no one else has done. Why not try to come up with some that is original for fucks sake.

Imagine it’s late at night, and you’re super hungry and you’re really fucking stoned. And all you can think about is ordering some shitty pizza from Dominoes or something and all you can think about is the crust and the bacon and pineapple and all the crusty crispy juicy toppings, but then imagine if you could take all of that lust and hunger and ride it down the street (guffaws).



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