Thursday, September 16, 2010

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

FFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK MMMMMEEEEEE!!!




I am just at a loss for words at how UH-MAZING this fucking thing is!! The sheer size and scope alone blows doors off the hinges! I mean, look at this shit:




COME ON! SERIOUSLY?!!

Seeing shit as complicated at this makes me want to bury my head in the sand. I'm sure Lyle over at da Projekto B spot will pop a wicked boner at the sight of this beast..

More here..

Also be sure to check out Ken Block in Gymkhana 3:




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This dude's got the right idea!


sssSSQQUUUIIRRRRRRRRTTT!!!

via Tracko..

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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

LOOK..

..at how lame these photos are:


via NYCfixed board..

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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

What the- Cinelli PASTA on ebay??!!!

Cinelli Pasta ... yes, PASTA !!! Made in Italy !!! New

For the collector that has (almost) everything, Charity

For auction is a packet of spaghetti:


Durum Wheat Semolina, natural spring water from the Magella National Park which should be in the Abruzzo region if the packet suggests correctly. It's nice and filling.

Made in Italy and imported by Cinelli Australia PTY LTD. It says so on the back of the packaging.

You are bidding on one unopened packet of pasta. Shipping is free and all the proceeds from the auction go to charity. Please don't be a knob .. just having a little fun and I'm offering free postage worldwide and paying all auction fee's. I will donate 100% of the final auction price to charity (details below).



This is not an invite to dinner and I'm not cooking anything for you. Actually a few of you pass that rule ... namely Dave Hickey and teh J's, thinkcooper too ... but you'll prolly want to bring some 'shrooms Coop ;) Also, that decal dude Cyclomondo is on the top of my dinner invite list - especially as Pimpissimo™® (his real name) is the Jay-Z of the bike world: big pimping bicycles 24/8 and he already owns every noteworthy classic racing bicycle ever made. Dale Brown of Classic Rendezvous too 'coz he's a class act but lemme know in advance as I'll prolly need another pack, eh?

Sorry ladies .... as is obvious by the pics below I'm already taken (by a woman !!! nttawwt) and very happy (reads: scared of being buried in a shallow grave near the vege's). On that note Daniel Auteuil ... you're not allowed to bid. I'm tired of watching every French romantic comedy just because my Mrs. has the hots for you and no matter what she says you're not invited for dinner.

Pics are shown merely to represent just one way of serving it. Garlic, olive oil, spring onions, tuscan kale, baby spinach, snow peas, string beans, fennel, baby broccoli, fresh herbs and a simple salad all picked fresh from my little garden. Finished with a squeeze of lemon juice and some Australian olive oil. Why Australian? Because it's good, and because them Italians keep all the really good stuff for themselves and export olive oil brought in from Spain and repackaged as their own. 4 realz!!!

On that note: Radio stations I question their blackness... they call themselves Black but we'll see if they play this !!!! (I always wanted to ambiguously quote Chuck D of Public Enemy, just for kicks)

Anyway, I've made the pasta vegetarian-ism. I've even shown it pictured without parmesan (Grana thank you) so as to not offend the Vegan's and the drink is just Chinotto so you straightedge heads feel a part of this party too. Btw, why is all you vegan, X-er's buying up all the vintage track stuff up anyway? Whatever. Instead of wood fired ciabatta I've served mine with flatbread so our Middle Eastern brothers who make jihad by cycling also don't feel left out. Seeming that I'm so busy pleasing everyone I may as well make it public that I fully support land rights for gay whales. And for our extra-terrestrials out there ... All your base are belong to us. Everybody happy now ???

oops, Sorry to all you Celiac's - it does contain gluten :(

You may not even eat it, who cares ... you might just leave it on the shelf with your NOS ca. 1981 Richard Sachs (how does that happen?!?!?), just what you need for the l'Eroica Classic coming up or you may even leave it for special occasions to have with Masi wine and Cinelli Olive Oil.
http://cinellionly.blogspot.com/2010/07/cino-cinelli-olive-oil.html

The cooking instructions are on the packet ... in seven languages. If you overcook it or don't season it properly or if it doesn't taste good then it's not my problem and you must be pretty lame to stuff up such a simple thing like pasta. You don't have to eat it whilst being surrounded by Cinelli products (Giro d'Italia, old logo Campione del Mondo, Grammo, Pista bars/stem and sloping crown forks) ... I do, but if you haven't noticed I'm an incurable bike geek !!!

I will donate 100% of the final auction price to charity and will verify by email and show the winning bidder following auction end. Donation will be in my name and will go to Médecins Sans Frontières. They are an international, independent, medical humanitarian organization that delivers emergency aid to people affected by armed conflict, epidemics, healthcare exclusion and natural or man-made disasters.
http://www.msf.org/

Postage is free Worldwide. I'm not sure about Customs and food quarantine laws for your country so check on that before bidding. It's just a packet of pasta. The idea of helping to provide medical aid for people all over the world regardless of race, religion, language or geography is so much more important and is the real reason you are bidding ;)




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Monday, September 13, 2010

Best Buy - Your new bike shop quick stop?

Yeah, not really. As if it wasn't enough of a shock to find that there's a freaking 24 HOUR Best Buy located in Union Square, what greets me at the top of the escalator? A freaking city bicycle commuter section:


Naturally a bunch of them are electric..

But they do have accessories!


..including a single speed chain!


Ghey..

The worst part is as I was waiting on line (I didn't buy anything even tho I would have SO fancied that fucking 75" LED screen to jerk off and play video games to from 3' away) I caught a glimpse of Drew Barrymore's new movie called Going the Distance Which should be more appropriately titled: 'Who gives a flying fuck cause she's not cute anymore and movies of this nature BLOW at best'. All I could think about is how is that broad still playing 20 something roles and getting away with it? I mean, if you want to call looking like a horse getting away with it anyways. Then before my generally irate nature had a chance to subside, check out what I spotted in the background of this scene with the typically annoying douchebag friend/roomate:


Wow, seriously? Nevermind the rest of the bike stuff but is that a tarck frame and deep dish carbon rim hanging behind it??! At first I thought it was a Level frame but upon closer inspection it appears it could be a Legnano. It's hard to tell even at HD quality tho. If anyone has a better idea let me know. Oh and don't worry if the reason why you can confirm said frame marque is because you somehow got suckered into seeing it with your annoying girlfriend. I won't judge you. pussy.. In any case, I will admit that they certainly did a decent job of replicating the whole unemployed going no where aging hipster DJ with all the dumb collectible figurines thing..


As if it wasn't enough that the whole Premium Rush thing is happening here in NYC, it appears that more of Hollywood is finally catching on to the whole 'fixie' craze. Not much longer til you can buy one from Wall Mart. Oh wait, nevermind, they're WAY ahead of me..

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Totally praying that fixie's die in the public's eye one day soon so I can go back to getting shit for reasonable prices again..

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I recall seeing this teeny Spectrum on ebay not long ago..

..and what should I see as I'm exiting a friends a friends place the other day:



Awesome getting to see it in person but yeah.. SO not the build I was expecting!

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Dag yo, dem wheelz is MELTED!!


Shhheeeeeyyyyyttt!

This was sent into me by a reader who's domicile fell victim to the recent Fourmile forest fire outside of Boulder Colorado:

I thought you might be interested in throwing this up on your blog.  It's a photo of
what's left of a Gary Fisher mountain bike after the recent Fourmile fire outside of
boulder colorado regrettably burnt my home. (Luckily I saved the bikes I cared
about). The Frame, handlebars, brakes, stem seat post, seat, etc. completely
melted!!

Best,
Patrick

Now if Farmers insurance would just stop trying to fuck us, I'd get myself some
new bikes.
Super sorry to hear it Patrick but thanks so much for the rad photo! A little bloody bike destruction to brighten everyone's Monday >:-]

If anyone works for Farmer's insurance they should lend this guy a hand!

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From the lucky bastard that brought you..

..a bitchin' Merckx pista scored for HELLA cheap, comes a (accidentally) matching Merckx Team Panasonic Corsa Extra SLX Roadie with DA7410:





If I'm not mistaken he got the DA 25th anny wheelset for like $150 off C-List. So rad!

More snaps here..

He's got plenty of other good shit on there so be sure to scope it all out..

Nice job man!! Stoked to see it in person..

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Saturday, September 11, 2010

I'm not exactly the hugest MTBing fan but..

..this Indy Fab Ti Deluxe 29'er is fucking SCHWEET!!




I would be aaaall types of down to fuck around on that thing that's for DAMN sure!

This Merlin Ti on the bay is also pretty damn awesome too:



So gnar! Makes me wish I didn't sell this bad boy a long as time ago..

Okay, it's 5am.. Time for bed already!!

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Friday, September 10, 2010

OT: Remember those DIY Bench plans I was supposed post?

Well here they are! Just in time for the summer to be over too!!

..dick

Right so let's get to it! For those of you who may have missed the original post about this, I wanted to build a couple of nice and different benches for purposes of maximum chilling enjoyment in my backyard during BBQ's etc without having to break the bank..

Here's what I found on the interwebz:

..and this is how it eventually turned out:


Again, I had no instructions to go off of. I also wasn't looking to go crazy with making it all perfect and smooth. Just went off the photos and did a little trial and error. People seemed interested in checking out a DIY for themselves so here it is!

First thing I did was figure on how much wood I would need to build two 6' benches. I ended up getting a bunch of 12' length pieces of treated lumber from Home Depot and cutting them in half..

PLEASE NOTE: Home Depot will not cut these in house for you since they have strict guidelines for air safety there. Please keep this in mind when A) Transporting the wood home if all you have is a sport compact like my dumbass and B) be sure to do all the cutting outside or in a well vented area..

Here's what I had hanging out of my car with a blinker taped to the end of it:

2 - 2" x 8" x 12"
1 - 2" x 6" x 12"
a bunch of - 2" x 4" x 12's (or 8'??)

I don't remember how many 2" x 4"'s I got originally but there was at least like 6 or 7. They also could have been 8 footers now that I think about it.. I also would have gone for the wider 10" or 12" width for the main seating and backing but yo, there's no way my ass was budging it on my own! Shit was wicked heavy and expensive too. Furthermore, treated lumber has this wet chemical texture to it making it slippery. Imagine opening a fresh package of twinkies..

SHIT!! God I hate making associations like that. Now I need to eat one otherwise I'll never stop thinking about it. It's like getting Don't You Want Me Baby stuck in your head..

Right, moving along then..Here's an exploded view of the bench before assembly:


The backing and seating is a mix of 4", 6" and 8" wide. Here's a breakdown of the support pieces:


What I highly recommend is building yourself a prototype of sorts from some scrap wood to A) double check that my instructions aren't totally retarded, B) Prevent yourself from wasting time and money due my janky instructions as mentioned in 'A', C) To make sure you enjoy the comfort and feel of the angles I used. As you can imagine a lot of this is up to your own interpretation. Finally, C) To use up that scrap wood you've had sitting around forever but have held onto cause you knew you'd need it eventually and if you tossed it you'd either feel guilty or just end up needing it after all..

Here's my prototype:


You'll notice that the angle on the front leg piece is off. I was able to compensate for this on the final piece. I also cut the legs extra long and slowly chopped them down til I got it the way I felt seemed best height and angle wise. It also works as a spare place to sit so long as you or your guest don't mind balancing or leaning it up against a pole..

Here's the prototype next to a fully assembled support:


Okay, enough of this measure twice, cut once bullshit- time for assembly!


Lay part D down on the floor and place part W on top as pictured. You'll want to place it 14 and a half inches away from the front bottom. Screw them together..


Then place piece M on top of D and next to W, follow the measurements pictured, then follow that with piece C and screw them shits together..

Repeat once more and you're just about set with both supports:


At this point it's a really good idea to check to make sure both supports angles and placement of pieces match appropriately..

I used some gnarly green coated deck screws for assembly. Here's how I screwed everything together on the outside. I only used 5 screws to keep it clean:


Only because I knew that I was going to haphazardly toss a bunch on the inside where no one could see:


Note to self, get the right length screws next time!

Next is tossing the seating and back slats between the two supports. I placed them about 9" from each end:


It helps having an extra set of hands to help out with this since it can be a PITA by yourself..

PLEASE NOTE: If you're concerned with the wood slightly sagging (which mine hasn't yet), an addition support could be added to the middle as well as placing both supports slightly closer together..


I put 1 inch of space between each slat..


Now that the bottom is done it's time to flip the bitch on it's back and take care of the last two pieces:


Once that's all set, take a long straight edge like this awesome 4' worn out ruler I found in the street and mark about 1 inch off the bottom of the legs like so:


This way it'll provide the bottom of the legs with more surface area to help the bench sit firmly on the ground..


And we're all done! Repeat once more and you'll have a nice chill area in your backyard:


..add a few bodies, calm breeze, charcoal crusted hands flipping sizzling meat and veggies over a kickin' flame and you're gtg! Some refreshments in the form of suds and some such would also go well with this combination..

Now I just need to build an appropriate table to tie the whole thing together. Oh and not to mention the rad grill I built from a 30 gallon oil drum! Just need to add the finishing touches to it before posting some snaps of it. Here's a few photos tooommmeeeee took of me when I was dicing it open:




Anyways, more about that later..

I hope this DIY post comes in handy for those who were interested! Sorry if it's all a bit wonky but something tells me if you're seriously thinking about building yourself a set, you're more than capable of dealing with my janky ass instructions..

Send me some snaps if any of you build one :-)

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