Friday, March 28, 2008
OT: Back in the drivers seat again...
Wait, what on the what now???
Wait, what on the what now???
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Alright, now this is just gettin' outta hand!
Alright, now this is just gettin' outta hand!
This Fiorelli is AWESOME!
This Fiorelli is AWESOME!
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Adjustable stem Gallery of Glory... and sadness...
1. Major Taylor Stem
2. Philippe Stem
3. Pivo Stem
4. 3ttt Stem
5. Cinelli Demi Fond Stem
First two have happy homes as you can see. While following three as of yet do not. Every now and then I'm tempted to sell em' off. The only problem is that right as the thought is conjured in my brain, a wicked cold shiver down runs down my spine...
Adjustable stem Gallery of Glory... and sadness...
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
wwwwWICKED Waterford Randonneur Roadie FOR SALE: 57cm and Basically BRAND NEW!!!
This one is no fucking joke my friends. This was a customer's newly built custom project. He's the type of guy who's more into the chase than the catch so to speak. Prob has around 10-20 miles TOPS. Which basically makes it BRAND SPANKING NEW! Campy chorus group, Paul center pull brakes, Brooks saddle, etc..
Very minimal and very classy for a randonneur roadie. As you see here in mint/new condition, it's priced at $6 mutha fukin' G's suhyn! If you're interested and our shite economy doesn't impair your judgment, please let me know...
More photo's and specs on my Flickr...
wwwwWICKED Waterford Randonneur Roadie FOR SALE: 57cm and Basically BRAND NEW!!!
Holy mother fucking crap this is one SWEET Benotto!
Holy mother fucking crap this is one SWEET Benotto!
Monday, March 17, 2008
An ode to DKNY and their stupid fucking orange bikes ad campaign...
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRT!!!!!!
Seeing as how I hate myself almost as much as I'm sure a lot of you fucking assholes do, I couldn't resist taking the piss out of myself after the bitchy rant I posted a little while ago on this subject... And in all honesty, who DOESN'T like to light shit on fire? Oh, right. People who DO have a sufficient grasp on reality.. Well in any case: ENJOY!
Entitled: Die, Die My Darling...
Entitled: Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight?
Entitled: American Nightmare
More masterpieces on my Flickr...
As if that wasn't good enough, my lady made this STELLAR video documenting yours truly doling out some major artistic expression on that ass:
I nearly shat myself with excitement after I seen that shit!!!
Hopefully the douche's over at DKNY's marketing department will too!
An ode to DKNY and their stupid fucking orange bikes ad campaign...
Two KILLER Yamaguchi's + one broken arm = TOTAL FUCKING BUMMER!!!
Grant, the lucky owner of not one, but two.. Hey, wait a minute- STOLEN AS OF 2/29?!! FUCKING HARSH MAANNN!!!! Damn, and I thought it was bad enough that you busted your arm days after scoring yourself a killer new Yamaguchi Pursuit frame off ebay, but to have your other sswwwweeeet Yamaguchi Roadie stolen too??? Fuck man.. My heart goes out to ya- as does many others I'm sure. Everybody be on the lookout for this sexy machine! If you see someone riding it who goes by any other name, be sure and make buddies with them. Then lure them away from prying eyes where they can receive a proper beating and Grant can get his whip back. I mean, who in fuck's name even steals a bike like that? That's like poaching a Lambo and wondering why everyone's giving you weird looks...
ALL BIKES THIEVES MUST DIE!!!!!!
Oh, and BTW, Here's my suggestion of how you should set that new shit up:
Risers are cool too...
Two KILLER Yamaguchi's + one broken arm = TOTAL FUCKING BUMMER!!!
Sunday, March 16, 2008
KICK ASS. Waterford track bike for you 62's...
KICK ASS. Waterford track bike for you 62's...
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Dope enough for the pope???!!!!!!
Some mo gold fo dat ass!
UPDATE: This mother fucker just sold for US $11,655.00!!!
Some mo gold fo dat ass!
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
My rant for this evening...
In a city that is dominated by the automobile I want to find out how its residents who use other modes of transportation actually view the built environment. While all forms of transit modes could be studied, I find that this small minority (0.5% of residents who commute by bike) would make for an interesting study. The sole purpose is to record the subjective perspective (mental image/imageability) New York City bicycle commuters have of the build environment, good or bad, through a survey. The survey is 23 questions and will take less than 10 minutes to complete. No compensation will be provided for participation in this study.
more info @ hubandspokes.blogspot.com
Sorry, but I FUCKING despise cabs. I mean, sure they're convenient as shit sometimes but you know what, 95% of the time they're just in your fucking way. I thought it was bad enough having to deal with them when I'm driving, but almost being killed by one nearly everytime I'm spinning on two wheels is getting to be a bit much...
I say either get fucking rid of them or put Q-U-A-L-I-F-I-E-D drivers behind the wheel. You know, LIKE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO...
Oh and BTW, if you just happen to see me hop into a cab this morning because the 1 train was fucked up, you're sorrily mistaken..........
My rant for this evening...
Saturday, March 8, 2008
Ines Bruin during San Diego Critical Mass...
What I wouldn't do to receive a proper beating from a woman with a ripped upper body like that.. But only after I got a couple good shots in first...
Ines Bruin during San Diego Critical Mass...
Thursday, March 6, 2008
One Flamboyant fucking Paramount!
One Flamboyant fucking Paramount!
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
OT: Check out my Buddy Tom's blog and website at your earliest convenience!
OT: Check out my Buddy Tom's blog and website at your earliest convenience!
Baaaad ass Bianchi!
Monday, March 3, 2008
HEINOUS MAXIMUS!!!
HEINOUS MAXIMUS!!!
Wow this is one wwwwack ass Gitane!
Wow this is one wwwwack ass Gitane!
Sunday, March 2, 2008
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
If you're lucky enough to get your filthy mitts on some, be sure to light it on fire AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. Like most, my first experience with it was the one (and only) memorable day in science class... Then. The next day. The entire supply of it was stolen and the thief was never caught. I was very jealous...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!