Grant, the lucky owner of not one, but two.. Hey, wait a minute- STOLEN AS OF 2/29?!! FUCKING HARSH MAANNN!!!! Damn, and I thought it was bad enough that you busted your arm days after scoring yourself a killer new Yamaguchi Pursuit frame off ebay, but to have your other sswwwweeeet Yamaguchi Roadie stolen too??? Fuck man.. My heart goes out to ya- as does many others I'm sure. Everybody be on the lookout for this sexy machine! If you see someone riding it who goes by any other name, be sure and make buddies with them. Then lure them away from prying eyes where they can receive a proper beating and Grant can get his whip back. I mean, who in fuck's name even steals a bike like that? That's like poaching a Lambo and wondering why everyone's giving you weird looks...
ALL BIKES THIEVES MUST DIE!!!!!!
Oh, and BTW, Here's my suggestion of how you should set that new shit up:
Risers are cool too...
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Hey thanks for getting the word out man! Fortunately it was insured, so I'll have a replacement soon. Already sent in a deposit for sick roadie Mark II! And as for the new hotness, I'm torn between pure sex gloss white, or pure stealth matte black like your commuter!
Btw you stole this yamaguchi jersey from me! YOU BASTARD!
No sweat at all man! Glad you had it insured though, damn. Downpayment for a replacement already? Swweeeeet!
As for the new guch, you could also go all yellow like this:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/
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Sorry, I don't know how to add links in comments yet.. or how to look less stupid when I'm blinking...
If you think I'm a bastard for gankin' that Jersey from ya now, get this: I actually already have one! I just bought the second one for the hell of it- AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Dammit! take out the extra slash after '.com'
OMG you really are a bastard! I take back everything good I ever said about you!
and embedding links is as easy as adding an <a> tag around the link!
<a href="http://link.to.stuff">link text!<a/>
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