Tuesday, June 25, 2013

An exploded view of a Hail Satan Porteur!

I started cutting out pieces for a few HSP racks the other day:


..and I figured I'd show what one looks like pre mitered and assembled:


I'd read people scoffing at my asking price here and there so I thought seeing 49 separate pieces might quell their shit talking. It’s actually 51 in total since I have yet to fab up a couple of mounting tabs..

So if you think it's a rip etc, don't buy one- I don't give a fuck. I didn't design and make them for everyone. Only the really cool and handsome people out there with impeccable taste ;-)


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Monday, June 24, 2013

Last set of EXPLOSIVE photos from the Fireworks Festival in Tultepec, Mexico!!

Been saving my fav and or best and or mind shatteringly awesome photos for last:










Hope all y'allz have enjoyed the photos from my trip the fireworks festival! You can also see them on my flickr, tumblr and instagram where you should like and share the shit out of them to help bolster my ever faltering ego..

Anyways, totally decided to go back again next year that night on the way home, hehe. Been looking forward to it ever since! 

Next up is the daunting task of editing the gopro footage. I plan on working on a little teaser trailer this week. Amongst other fucking hilarious objects of questionable origin..

I'll also be sure to never ever look at this fucking auction again while I'm at it GOD. FUCKING. DAMMIT..

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Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Danny MacAskill's latest and the most BRUTAL teen metal band ever!!

This is kinda corny but the production value is so sick!

The auto play wouldn't go away so check out Danny MacAskill's latest here..

I mean, renting a tank can't be that easy/cheap right?! Video is pretty awesome..

Then we have these kids that give me hope looking towards future generations:


..and another one:


"and the people that judged them, they, like, have became homeless. and its like, based on a true story."

So fucking hesh!! \m/ \m/ \m/

Then there's this thing:


..would

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Monday, June 17, 2013

Shit can get really real when you’re in the thick of it..

..during the Fireworks Festival in Tultepec, Mexico:




Easily the most fun I've ever had documenting anything \m/ \m/ \m/

Still have a few more stills to go. Not looking forward to working on the gopro vids tho!

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Saturday, June 15, 2013

BMX INSANITY from Drew Bezanson!

This shit is fucking MENTAL!:


Best BMX vid I've seen in a while for sure!


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Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Dopest BMX and Pool Trick EVER!!!



Straight double trippin' over here right now- DAYUM!!

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Tuesday, June 11, 2013

MUSGUARD: A removable, rollable bicycle fender

As you all know, I'm not usually one for product placement but I thought this was pretty simple and convenient new accessory..

A rollable, stowable easy to remove/install fender:




Here's the vid of it in action:


Check out the Kickstarter page for more info on how to get one!


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Thursday, June 6, 2013

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO












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Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Big ups to Tobias Björklund of Sweden for making my fucking day!

How fucking awesome is this?!:





It's ugly, rusty, and has the power to kill-

 I LOVE IT!!

I can't tell you how awesome it is for me to see some kid out there picking up some tools and fucking around because of some ridiculous thing I made. While I do enjoy the feeling of a good shit eating grin on my face after a proper bike culture trolling, it's things like Tobias's Hell Rack that reminds me of why I really do the things I do..

Great fucken job man and thanks for the email, snaps and effort! Keep it up by buying an angle grinder, cut off wheels and putting together an equally mean tall bike or some other funky shit :-)

Send me your address so I can send you a box full of funny ass shit and or stickers when you get a chance..


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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

An EXPLOSIVE sequence from Tultepec!!






Fucking ka-boom right?!!

The bulls didn’t just explode like that, usually lasting at least a few minutes. For whatever reason that one just blew the fuck up and I just happened to shoot a sequence..

More from Tultepec soon..



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Monday, June 3, 2013

To fail or not to fail, that is the question..





Bici Bicycle shop in the great state of California however, is most certainly not a fail:










BOI-YO-YO-YO-YO-YOING!!!


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