Sunday, November 6, 2011

Baller Hauler project is finally back on deck!

You might remember this project that I started a while back for my buddy Christian. Basically chopping, extending and converting this old gas pipe Bianchi folder into a front load hauler type bike:

Not long after I had began this project I realized that I would really need to have my surface plate and alignment tools all together in order to properly complete the chop and extension (still owe you guys a snaps of that beast too)..

As you can see here, I was finally able to do so:


Sorry for the quick pic but you get the idea. Fucker is just shy of 9' from tire to tire! Super stoked to get some more work done on it soon..

The main reason I took on this project was for the various unique design and engineering challenges it's sure to provide. Aside from the initial chop and stretch, constructing the steering linkage should be interesting to say the least..

I'll keep you guys posted on the progress as I go along. Should get some more work done on her tomorrow so stay tuned!


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Tuesday, November 1, 2011

My Yamaguchi School Frame and More COMPLETE!!

Talk about a learning experience:



  
Then there's a little something I made before taking the class that I'm calling The Re-Hessian Special Rack:



Right about now you might be thinking something along the lines of: 'Dude, I need some of what you're smok-WTF- IS THAT A DISC BRAKE ON A HED3 WHEEL?!!' 

Why, yes.. yes it is:


Last but not least, the 2.0 version of the 40 and 1/2 cage:


 Few more on my flickr..

Overkill huh? Well, I wasn't fucking around when I told y'all it would be a pretty funky ass build!

Funkiest of all is certainly the fugly ass photos. Fucking weather. The two times I went out to make some snaps I had a lot of nice sun and then within like 30 min the clouds rolled in. Which would be fine in the middle of the afternoon of the summer but being the time of year it is with the cyan hue to the light, pretty much looks like fucking ass. Didn't help that my fuuuuucking computers' HD took a steaming fucking dump and died on me yesterday. I was able to save all my files but I lost all my preferences and retouching monitor calibration. So yeah, crappy lighting, crappy retouching. Awesome. Had I not brought the bike to the Philly Expo where people were like WTF and taking photos I would've given myself some more time to reshoot and retouch properly. I know, excuses-excuses..

Anyways, yeah, pretty stoked on it otherwise! Except for the fact that I haven't ridden a tarck bike in like a year, hehe. All I've been riding is my bruiser and mini tall roadie. As soon as I got on this thing I was like- wait, why in fucks name am I riding a bike without a freewheel? So yeah, gotta get back on that horse now that I've finished this bad boy..

Right then, frame, fork and stem. When coming up with a design I opted to use the class as a means to learn as much as possible, as opposed to coming out of it with a super beautiful frame. Hence the lugged BB and ST. Then fillet brazed HT. Also wanted to toss some interesting shit in there by curling the rear stays and adding a heart shaped reinforcement plate. Koichi commented that it was the most complicated rear stay anyone had attempted in his class. I nearly broke my arm patting myself on the back knowing how much I had pleased my master ;-) He also noticed that he didn't have a similar example stem as I was making. A one inch ST clamp and an oversized bar clamp. What took me all day to make he did in under 2 hours and way better. Fucking guy is something else! As for the geo, I don't remember the exact numbers since I can't find my original drawing but the angles aren't too aggressive without being too slack either. Something I think would preform nicely in the streets but be comfy on longer rides..

But enough about that shit, how about that re-hessian special rack huh- Fucking H I L A R I O U S right?!! I was biggity blllaaazin' when I came up with that one. So fucking awesome. Def one of those projects you think of and soon realize how you won't be able to go on living knowing that it doesn't exist outside of your mind. Having said that, it was def one of those projects you're super stoked to get started on, but after like 10 minutes, you're super pissed at yourself realizing how impossibly long it'll take to complete. Here's a couple of snaps of it once I was done:


Once I finished that bastard I never wanted to look at it again! While not it's not perfect it came out pretty fucking good. I painted it bright ass pink since I didn't want to get the very first one chromed. How SICK would that look tho? Figured pink was the next best obnoxious option. Also, and I'm super stoked about this, I weighted the rack and it tipped the scales at a mere 2.05lbs! I don't even feel it on the front while riding :-D

So then there's the disc brake on that HED3 wheel. Pretty sure I was blazed when I figured out how to pull that one off too, hehe. It's actually super simple and would make for an interesting future product for someone with WAY more math skills than I could ever hope to have..

First of all, that's actually a super old Specialized Trispoke version rear freewheel cassette thread mount wheel. It occurred to me that if I was to re-space the hub, flip it to the front, then remove the inside steel hub threaded piece of a SS cog and weld a disc brake to it, it would totally work. So while my technique is super fucking bobo janky, and it might be a bad idea to clamp down on it really hard, it def still works! Which BTW is something that I learned from Koichi himself. He would tell me these messed up stories of bikes they would build or last minute repairs they would make during Olympic fucking gold medal events. It was the type of shit that would make any builder face palm at the mere thought of doing, let alone for something like that, yet it totally worked! I think he called them 'mechanical nightmare' bikes. I would def like to make more of these, properly, if I had the right tooling. Think of all those old freewheel threaded TT discs and such one could use on the front with a disc brake. The polo dudes would surely be stoked! You guys at Ben's Cycle hearing this? :-)

The 2.0 version of the 40 and a 1/2 cage is def WAY better than it's predecessor. Much more stable with the new curved neck and wider rear stance. Not sure how well it will do with 40's tho. I'll have to double check since the Old English bottle's neck is a bit too narrow now (yes it's still sitting in my fridge). Might have to rename it the 1/2 gallon cage instead..

As you can see the bike has a DA10 group on there. I figured since I'd already crossed a few lines, why not mount a DA10 hub to a Velocity B43 and rattlecan the cranks and ring to match? Shit turned out better looking than I thought! Don't worry, it was pretty ugly to begin with..

So there you have it. The first official properly built non freak bike build behind me! Super stoked to get crackin' on some more!! First few are going to be freebies for close trusted friends etc to aid in the honing of my skillz. Hopefully after that I can think about doing more for others. Don't worry, one of the next builds I have in mind is going to be super classy modern. Hopefully that'll make up for my first eyesore of a sketch on two wheels..

Hope you mofoz got a kick out of this shit! There's lots more to come real soon!!


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Anybody notice me on HBO's How to Make it in America?

So awesomely funny!


You can see me bunny hop up the curb in the first scene to the left and then you can't miss me in the last as I roll right by Lake Bell. It's funny cause she glances over at me and I'm all like, 'ah ain't gotst no taaahhm fo you bitch' and can't get away from her fast enough, hehe. Anyways being an extra was super fun and easy aside from the waiting around. Ride bikes all night, make new bike dork friends, eat food, get paid, laugh at yourself on HBO. Can't think of a better way to make $400 for two nights work :-) 

Thanks for the clip Drew!


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Sunday, October 30, 2011

87' Nagasawa in NOS condition?!!

How the fuck does one buy a Nagasawa and never get around to building it up???


My size too..


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Saturday, October 29, 2011

Sweet Marinoni Pista on the bay..

I saw this Marinoni in person a few days ago and man was it ever pretty!:

Same seller's got a bunch of other nice stuff too..


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BIKE KILL 8 - TODAY AT NOON!




Bike Kill 8 

12noon(?) - 8pm, Free 
SNOW OR SHINE 
Dead-end street at Sanford/Sandford & Willoughby 

Bike Kill 8 Afterparty 
10pm - 6am, $6 entry 
372 Ten Eyck Street at Bogart / Morgan 
***NOT AT THE CHICKEN HUT*** 
***NOT AT THE CHICKEN HUT*** 
***NOT AT THE CHICKEN HUT*** 

It's that wonderful time of year again! 
Time to shred the rad and ride bikes all day, and then dance until dawn! 

This year we're switching the after party to a new location, nice warehouse spot with tons of room for all you to get your party on. 

Warehouse spot, firepit in the courtyard, Jersey Hammer's hot french fries station, and real life television pinata smashing. 

We've got some awesome live acts for you, as well as our traditional ass motivators. 

Playing live- 

WHOA! (RVA CUTTHROATS) 
MR. ANDERSONIC with BLOOD DRUMS 
DJ'S: 
DIRTYFINGER 
PORK CHOP (BLBC) 


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Friday, October 28, 2011

WANT!

The ever illustrious Campagnolo Tool kit:




If anyone wants to buy that for me by all means feel free. I'll make you free frames for days!

I'd never seen one in person til I got to use the one Koichi had in his shop. I was telling him how jealz I was about it and he confessed to having two more in storage 8-I


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Thursday, October 27, 2011

Absolute. Fucking. Bull Shit..



How's that for some weak ass shit..?

..also this

WOW THIS >:-[

That last one is in particularly frustrating BTW..


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Friday, October 21, 2011

I'm fucking gasping over here..

..at the sheer size and scope of this mother fuckers collection and space:

WHAT


THE


FUCK


RIGHT?!!

Unfuckingbelieve huh? So reddic! The only thing missing are the virgins chained to the wall awaiting sacrifice..

This FULLY NOS 85' Jack Taylor Tour of Britain SLAYED me:


..as did this SUPER SEXY 87' Hetchins Magnum Opus:


Yeah, the photos are of horrible quality for the most part. It's like watching a softcore after being exposed to the current level internet porn out there- just. can't. get. into it..

I had a look through the rest of his stream and he has some super gnarly shit but it's mostly a tease since you can't really see things very clearly. This photo is nice cause he has everything listed in the notes. Be sure to scope out the rest of his stream when you get a chance. Lots of nice tid bits in there worth a look..

..as is this


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Not sure how I missed this but..

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Philly Bike Expo: NEXT WEEKEND!!

Along with a myriad of other events including the Brooklyn Bike Jumble, Rapha gentlemen's ride, Fashion show, and other various races and parties! October 29 and 30th..


Everyone who made it out last year had a great fucking time! Much more laid back and casual than any other show I've been to. Lots of amazing food from the best of Philly's food carts along with an abundance of alcohol on tap. For those of you who weren't unable to attend last years expo, be sure to make the trip this year to check it out!


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Damn, another sweet Yamaguchi on the bay!




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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Sweet Yamaguchi Aero and a Nagasawa WITH BRAKES!

The pics of the Yamaguchi suck but the frame is sure to be awesome along with it's $900 price tag:

There's always a few Nagasawa's on the bay but I was stoked to see one with F+R brakes:

PERFECT for a killer townie style whip- HOLY FUCK ESP IF YOU GOT THESE FOR IT!!:


Granted it would be a bit much but still. Fucking things are SCHWEET!

The dude who's selling those hubs has a bunch of other cool, albeit grossly overpriced, stuff..


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Sunday, October 16, 2011

Major game changer..

..in the form of Magic Flight's LAUNCH BOX:


I bought this set up recently and let me tell you- AMAZING! Way less gross than smoking the traditional way. Which for someone like myself who despises smoking, makes things much nicer..

I'd wanted to get a vaporizer for a while now but couldn't rationalize spending a bunch of money on a piece of drug paraphernalia. However at $119 this one gets you the most bang for the buck- and buck it does! It's super small, desecrate and easy to use. Toss it in your pocket and you're gtg! 


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Friday, October 14, 2011

LOOK!

..at how RAD these frames are:




I would TOTALLY ride one of those around in the street with risers and HED3 wheels and not give the slightest fuck about what anyone said..


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Sunday, October 9, 2011

Off to a good start!

While not being at all perfect, I'm still pretty stoked on FINALLY completing my Yamaguchi School frame:


It took a while since I was away for the summer and only recently got my crazy messy shop in order. It was just too constraining for me to get any work done in there. Esp after working in Koichi's shop which he keeps tight as fuck.

 I went into the course thinking whatever I build, it's going to be about learning as much as I can. As opposed to coming out with a beautiful new frame. I probably spent as much time working on it as I did BSing with Koichi about nerdy bike shit. The frame is a mix of techniques so I consider it to be somewhat of a sketch. As you can see, the front end is fillet brazed. The ST and BB are lugged and there's some nice Yamaguchi style track drops in rear. The rear seat stay section is pretty interesting but I'll save that for the build pics..

Speaking of the build, this thing is going to be as funky as one of my freak bikes. I have a rack I already built before I even went to the class and a super hilarious adapted wheel for the front. I mean, we're talking total jackassness here. Then again, what did you expect right? Don't worry tho, classy builds will come soon enough. Since this one has sketch status written all over it, I thought I'd have a bit of fun. I mean, I'm just going to use it as a sort of around town cruising and lock up bike after all :)

The only problem I'm facing right now is what color to paint it. I was originally going to go all black as per usual but in the spirit of change, I'm trying to come up with some new color combos. If you have any thoughts feel free to comment!


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Friday, October 7, 2011

OT: People losing their shit..

..at some wicked scary funhouse type place in Niagra Falls Canada. I love how the photos are well lit and fucking HILARIOUS! Here's a bunch of favs:












Amazing huh? More on their flickr page..


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20% off 5 items at Nashbar now thru Monday!

It's getting cold so it's almost time for things like winter gear, knobby tires and beater frames. Get what you need while it's extra cheap at Nashbar:


I mostly mention this cause I can't think of anywhere else you can get a brand new good quality road or fixed gear/SS frame for $80 after the discount..


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Monday, October 3, 2011

Cycling Porn Recap 2009-2010: NSFW/Wallet!

CPR is what you're going to need if you can even get through half this post without falling to the floor! I was recently inspired by this old post of mine which was loaded down with TONS of sexy bike porn, ladies on bikes and hilariousness from 07'-08'. So once I again, I decided to go through a couple years worth of posts to bring you yet another fantabulously ferocious fury of flagrantly fastidious fucking bike porn. With no back links or explanations or anything of course. Enjoy:





























































































































































Welp there you have it. More porn coming soon!



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