Tuesday, March 11, 2008

My rant for this evening...

I just saw this post on the fixed.gr/nyc/ site:

Hub and Spokes: Imageability of the Daily Bicycle Commuter in New York City

In a city that is dominated by the automobile I want to find out how its residents who use other modes of transportation actually view the built environment. While all forms of transit modes could be studied, I find that this small minority (0.5% of residents who commute by bike) would make for an interesting study. The sole purpose is to record the subjective perspective (mental image/imageability) New York City bicycle commuters have of the build environment, good or bad, through a survey. The survey is 23 questions and will take less than 10 minutes to complete. No compensation will be provided for participation in this study.

more info @ hubandspokes.blogspot.com

Being an NYC cyclist commuter type, I took the survey. At the very end was an 'additional comments' section which I normally leave blank whenever I take part in some random survey. However this time, I kinda went to town on it for once:

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I think over the last few years the city has made some great improvements for cyclists. Having said that I feel like they've barely just begun. Compared to some of the more friendly bicycling cities, NYC is still pretty horrible. Making the streets safe is going to take A LOT more than just putting in nice bike lanes. Driver awareness is by far the biggest issue. This city is filled with way too many ignorant, uptight, fucktard drivers who have no conception of anyone else on the road. Let alone a cyclist rolling along on their 20 lb bike while they dangerously speed by in 2 ton vehicles. Let's not even get started with the 'yellow menace'. Actually no, you know what, forget about all the bike lanes. Just take all the fucking yellow cabs off the street and watch quality of life raise substantially in every fucking sector OVERNIGHT... Anyways, that's my rant for this evening...
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Sorry, but I FUCKING despise cabs. I mean, sure they're convenient as shit sometimes but you know what, 95% of the time they're just in your fucking way. I thought it was bad enough having to deal with them when I'm driving, but almost being killed by one nearly everytime I'm spinning on two wheels is getting to be a bit much...

I say either get fucking rid of them or put Q-U-A-L-I-F-I-E-D drivers behind the wheel. You know, LIKE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO...

Oh and BTW, if you just happen to see me hop into a cab this morning because the 1 train was fucked up, you're sorrily mistaken..........

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Saturday, March 8, 2008

Ines Bruin during San Diego Critical Mass...

This has got to be the first time she's made a public appearance and left the frizzly g-string outfit at home. The spoke card is a nice touch too...



What I wouldn't do to receive a proper beating from a woman with a ripped upper body like that.. But only after I got a couple good shots in first...

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Thursday, March 6, 2008

BMC Track Machine indeed!

mmmmmmmmmm carbon fiber...


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One Flamboyant fucking Paramount!

Wow, this schwinn appears to have had a GREAT restore job done to it DIY style...


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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

OT: Check out my Buddy Tom's blog and website at your earliest convenience!


While he's only just started the blog he's been working on his website for a while now. Tom is a photographer. I've been friends with Tom for a looooong fuckin' time. Tom and I met skateboarding years and years ago. Tom likes taking photos of me. I like taking photos of Tom. Tom and I have fun taking photos of each other despite being in the middle of a war torn city. Tom only rides bikes when he has an open road in front of him with no lights. Tom is a pussy and I try my best to remind him of it often. Tom will most likely kick my fuckin' ass when he sees this post...





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Just how much do you love your woman?

Enough to buy her a Vanilla?


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Baaaad ass Bianchi!

Now this is a Bianchi worth spending a pretty penny on. As opposed to spending too much on one of these...
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Monday, March 3, 2008

HEINOUS MAXIMUS!!!

I saw this awful sight last night on the way home from work on the corner of 40th and 5th ave. I know you can't tell from the SHIZAH camera phone pic but that is indeed a proper track frame. Looks like a Bianchi. Not sure how it happened but I'm sure it had something to do with a rented box truck. In any case, I would be ALL types of bummed if I went to unlock bike and came upon that sorry sight...
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Wow this is one wwwwack ass Gitane!

I love the headset/stem set up on this Gitane but those fuckin' bars are straight from a Batman movie! More like one of the shitty ones though where George Clooney's sporting nipples on his outift...




Kinda reminds me of a Stingray too. Although I prefer to think of this these types of Stingrays when and if I do: 1, and 2... But preferably 1...

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Sunday, March 2, 2008

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

A Brian Baylis Track bike???????!!!!!!!!!!




and then WHAT THE FUCK is going on with this thing???




Magnesium?...

If you're lucky enough to get your filthy mitts on some, be sure to light it on fire AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. Like most, my first experience with it was the one (and only) memorable day in science class... Then. The next day. The entire supply of it was stolen and the thief was never caught. I was very jealous...

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Saturday, March 1, 2008

THANK YOU BEN'S CYCLE!!!

Wow I fucking love you guys...



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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Fuuucking PRIIIIIIIEEEEEST!!!!!!!!





BE SURE to FUCKing bLLLLAST the beginning of the guitar solo at 2:08 on this next one!


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Dom's selling his LARGE vintage Atala...

Place your bids!


This one's dying for a restore. He's also got some campy 175's too...

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Two rediculous roadies!

Sweeter than sweet Bianchi:


STILL IN THE WRAPPING NOS LEJEUNE!!!


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Friday, February 22, 2008

That's some pretty DAMN expensive gear!

NOS Prototype Campy brakes: $3202!!!


Hopefully the new owner will put this Dura Ace 10 pitch track group to good use: $1352!!!


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Right now...

I'm wicked fuckin' tired. Just came off a 12 hour shift at work. The lady was kind enough to save me some of the nice dinner she made yesterday. Although, something about Pumpkin Ravioli w/almonds in a Gorgonzola white sauce just isn't going to do it for me at 1am. Don't get me wrong, it's good and I appreciate it. But if my balls shrivel up into me any more than they already have, I'm going to have to gnaw on a raw steak to make them drop again...

Anyways, I apologize for the lack action. Fucking busy as all hell right now. That and there just hasn't been anything of note lately. Well, there's this but whatever. I'm kinda over time trial bikes...

I am going to Philly for the weekend for a good friends opening. With any luck I'll be able to duck into a few shops and report on some goodies I'm able to fondle. I'll also have a couple of good posts coming up in the next few weeks...

Oh and BTW, Where are my godforsaken tubulars Andy??? Hehe, that's okay. I still love you. Call me anytime...
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Sunday, February 17, 2008

MASSIVE Merckx!

Excellent condition Merckx roadie for all you tall mofo's...


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Saturday, February 16, 2008

Size DEFINITELY does matter!

Especially when it's a fucking 75cm frame!!! I mean, check out that head tube. It's just so.. long... and. oddly tantalizing. What I wouldn't do to be able to just. wrap my hands around it and.... WELD ANOTHER BIG FRAME TO THE TOP OF IT AND HAVE AN UBER FUCKING TALL BIKE!!!


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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

The list of upcoming Bob Jackson Track frames on order designed by yours truly!!!

With any luck these'll show up in about a month or two. Then I'll have some pretty pics for all ya'll. Until then here's what's we ordered:

All frames will be made from Reynolds 631, have Dimpled ST's, Paul Dropouts and a Drilled front fork. As for geometry, these will all have a more aggressive track stance. Here's some examples from the previous batch...

50cm ST, 51cmTT
Creamy White frame w/Chocolate Brown panels and lug lining

51cm ST, 51.5 TT
Chocolate Brown frame with Creamy White panels and lug lining

52ct ST, 53cmTT
Matte Black with Hot Pink panels and lug lining

54cm ST, 55cm TT
Metallic Purple with Electric Green panels and lug lining

56cm ST, 56cm TT
Light British Racing Green w/Cream panels and Light Blue lug lining
(kinda like my Bilenky minus it's curly brass-ness)

57cm ST, 56.5cm TT
Matte Dark Grey with Matte Red head panel and Dark Blue lug lining

Prices will be ranging around $11-1200 WITH shipping included anywhere in the US. Shipping to Asia will probably run you another $50. I will of course have updated prices once they come in. For those of you interested please let me know. Just keep in mind I don't actually have access to them yet so I may not be able to answer all your detailed questions...

Also, for those of you who are like: 'Whoa what a rip! Vigorelli's only cost £350 pounds on their site!!' Guess what? You're not taking into account that shipping is another £90 along with the dimpled rear ST, Paul dropouts, two tone color, outlined lugs and panels add up to around £600. And what do you know our economy sucks balls so each American $1 is worth £.5096! Double any number you see that comes after that £ symbol kiddies. So if you're looking to get a Jackson in the next couple of months or so, START. SAVING...

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Oh dear god! Barely used Paramount!!!

Paramount, in black, barely used, appears to be in my size and is like, 20 min down the road from me..... Okay, could someone please put me out of my misery RIGHT NOW!


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63' Cinelli found in a want ad?!!

I have wet dreams about finding shit like this...

The person I bought this from says he found it in a want ad being sold by a couple that bought it for a graduation present for their son, who never rode it after going off to college.


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Sunday, February 10, 2008

Damn, check out this mf' ing YAMAGUCHI!!!

Very, very fuckin' sweet Yamaguchi. Looks familiar though doesn't it?. Cool seeing it in white w/yellow decals instead of black...


He's got some other good shit up there as well...

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Interesting vintage Jackson track frame...

Speaking of Jacksons, I can't wait til the new batch on order shows up. Flickr sets one and two of the previous batches if you haven't already seen them (some still available- hint, hint)...

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Saturday, February 9, 2008

New Crusher Bash Guard from Ben's Cycle!


I was just informed about this new limited run bash guard they're coming out with built around the Sugino 75 Cranks. From the detailed close up shots on their site, its easy to see that they put a lot of effort into making this product. REALLY well thought out and machined to perfection! I get all hott just thinking about the CNC machine spitting out little hot and steamy cork screw shaped pieces of metal all over. This looks like a much needed item for those of you who like to stall or bonk your chainring on ledges and get paid or hooked up for doing so. Fuckers. It also looks like there's more than enough meat on it to enable you to actually grind ledges without damaging your chain. In any case, if you're looking to buy some Sugino gear anyway, they're currently pairing the bash guard with a few other items for 20% off. Check out their site for more pics and info when you get a chance...
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Another sweet Merckx and an even SWEETER Paramount!!!


Pretty Paramount...


oh and this is brilliant BTW. Unless of course you're the owner...



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