Awesome contraption and then some!

While it's super ugly, with some refinements and smaller size, could be pretty awesome!

I would rather see it on a touring and or townie bike tho. How rad would it would to hide it under a pannier so you could look all boss climbing hills without breaking a sweat?!

LOTS more weird ass shit going on with that person's flickr:

In less weird asian news, this Cannondale is fucking SWEET:

Okay, wait, back to that person's flickr..

HOLY SHIT-MOBILE!!

I think we should all adopt these Japanese style HUGE graphics on our rear wheels:

I love that those are all on otherwise normal bikes!

SO looking forward to getting paid from this new gig so I can get back to making more crazy bike shit!!

OKAY WAIT, EVEN MORE CRAZY SHIT:

 

 

 HOLY FUCK THOSE LAST TWO BIKES ARE ACTUALLY THE SAME FUCKING BIKE- AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA- MMMMMENTAL!!!

Talk about having your mind blown! I've def seen crazy shit like that before but a lot of those just stole the fucking show. DYING to get back into the shop now!!!

Awesome contraption and then some!

Bilenky Cycleworks Junkyard Cross Dec 18th!

It's that time of year again! Head over to Bilenky Cycleworks for their annual cyclocross race through the Junkyard behind the shop.

Pre-registration here!

Bilenky Cycleworks Junkyard Cross Dec 18th!

What kind of asshole..

..puts a fucktarded water bottle cage like that gold POS on a NOS fucking Hetchins with 50th Anny Campy Record????????????

 

Aside from that, it's one sexy as fuck bike:

 

..that some rich asshole will end up tastefully mounting it on their wall.

Anyways, hope all you nasty mofoz had a great holiday weekend! I'm sitting here at my desk realizing how much I used to enjoy long weekends while dealing with the daily grind. I've been getting through it by just keeping my mind on the goals at hand: Jig, laptop, more tools, weed, Evo 848, NAHBS..

What kind of asshole..

Full lot of Frame Building Tools for sale in Utah!

I saw this ebay listing and was praying it was somewhat close to my area.

Unfortunately for me, it appears those of you near Park City Utah have better luck than I..

Full lot of Frame Building Tools for sale in Utah!

Extra Happy Thanksgiving with 20% off at Ben's Cycle!

We are upping the "Black Friday" sensation by extending it through the weekend. Shop online or come in our store! We have quite a few 2011 and 2010 Specialized bikes and accessories that can carry discounts up to 35%; not to mention our huge inventory of parts and accessories at 20% off!

This coupon even works today for online customers; shop today and pick your order up tomorrow from our store!*excluding 2012 Specialized bikes and Milwaukee Bicycle Co. frames

Check it out here..

Gorge on loads of tasty food and buy some good shit. Doesn't get much better than that now does it?!

Making my Thanksgiving a little more thankful are the ladies at the Fg2 blog:

Tell me that ain't adorable!

Oh man, I just caught myself thinking that I should get one of their shirts or something. Talk about solidifying creepy old man status huh? yeeesh..

In any case, I'll be heading up to North Jerz to hang with my folks for the afternoon. I'm in particularly stoked since my pops just bought a new chainsaw and I get to take it for a spin today on this huge tree that fell in the backyard..

Turkey, Chainsaw action and Yellow Fever. Awesome..

Extra Happy Thanksgiving with 20% off at Ben's Cycle!

Weirdest. Rossin. EVER!!!

WTH?!

 

Weird ass shit huh?

Here's a couple snaps of it built up:

More here..

Weirdest. Rossin. EVER!!!

FUCK I WANT THIS SO BAD!!!!!!!

Awesome Yeti Track Time Trial Kilo Pursuit thingy with 24" wheels front AND rear AND tons of 24" goodies?!

SO AMAZING!!!

I'm not really sure what my fascination is with 24" wheeled stuff but I would totally buy this if I could. It would be great to have all the extras to build more bikes with too!

He originally had it listed at $2600 and I'm not sure why he jumped it up to $2800. While I'm super fascinated with that sort of thing I couldn't image paying more than like $1500-1600 for the lot. I mean, I get that it's rare and all but who the fuck else gives a rat's ass about 24" shit other than my dumbass?

Oh and this is also amazing:

FUCK I WANT THIS SO BAD!!!!!!!

This little old lady is AWESOME!

It doesn't get much better than pepper spraying old ladies does it? Fucking Jackasses. My favorite part is how she compares the propaganda she lived with growing up in Nazi Germany, to how things are here now. Between FCC trying to censor the internet and downloading along how popular media rarely focuses on what matters instead of I don't know, whores like Kim Kardashian..?

This is also amazing:

This little old lady is AWESOME!

Futuristic girl of my dreams!

How fucking AMAZING is that shit?!

Naturally Cut Copy would be playing in the background wherever we went:

..and I would somehow resurrect Guy Bourdin to shoot portraits of us:

While I'm fully aware that ridiculous fantasy would essentially be on the same level of this, insane, fucking, lunatic, I wouldn't really give a shit cause at the end of the day, riding bikes with a naked robot chick would still be pretty bad fucking ass..

In other, more reality based reality news, I landed myself a very decent paying freelance gig which may lead to a full time position. Which means I'm FINALLY going to get my filthy mitts on that fucking Anvil jig I've meaning to pay off:

yeeessssszzzz, soon you will be mine!

I also promised myself one of these as well should I be hired on full time:

Fucking yum huh?! 

Yeah, I most certainly don't recommend innocently strolling into a Ducati dealership. BIG mistake on my part. I mean, I've always dug em but fuck man- so screwed now!!

Anyways, I'll leave you mofoz with this dude's kooky ass vintage wrought iron gate bike:

Via..

Futuristic girl of my dreams!