aaaaaAWESOME!!!
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Million Dollar bike........?
The part about seeing Saddam's face while staring at your balls when riding it is def a nice touch...
Seen on street!
Aero KHS and Bilenky Cargo bike as seen on the corner of Kingsland and Beadel Street this past Sunday afternoon:
Mofo's are lucky I didn't have a long crowbar at my disposal- ssssSKOINKS!!!
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
OT: FUCK MOTHER FUCKING YES!!!
While I and a good percentage of this country ( the ones that aren't retarded and or deluded and or brainwashed by FOX fucking news ) are super beyond stoked at quite possibly THE most ground breaking election this country has seen in years, the truth of that matter is that no one person has the power to fix all that ails this country. President Elect Barack Obama is a symbol of hope we can all believe in. But it's going to take all of us working together to undo the irreparable damage that the current administration has done to this country, at home and abroad. It's going to take YEARS before things really get better. So let's roll up our fucking sleeves people and get this shit back on track!!!
Oh and if we could pull a Ceaucescu on Bush that would be pretty awesome too!
Oh and if we could pull a Ceaucescu on Bush that would be pretty awesome too!
Monday, November 3, 2008
...and the DKNY bike saga continues!!!!!!!!!!
Like a Phoenix rising from the ashes it hath arrived!!!
BEHOOOOOOLLLLLD:
Cast down from it's earthly fire, the DKNY bike burnt and broken reemerged from the depths of 3rd earth and awoke stronger than ever! With a burning hunger for vengeance it molded itself into a formidable adversary to do battle with the forces of man...
No more fat white walls and curly soft tube geometry here:
Custom Bob Jackson Track frame, Matte Black paint with Orange Decals and lug lining, Paul dropouts, Dimpled rear ST, Straight forks, and S+S FUCKING COUPLERS!!!
EC90 Bars, Stem and Seat post..
Chris King Headset..
Sugino 75 Cranks and 47t Chainring..
Bright fucking Orange NOS Selle Turbo Saddle..
Converted HED3 road wheels I got for next to nothing otherwise I would NEVER have painted them, with some Gatorskin Tubulars...
Def not my best work photographically (sold my 5D and am currently one of the first in line for the Mark II). Though I can tell you from personal experience that photographing in mount doom is nerve racking at best! Not to mention hott- WOOOO!!! Doesn't help that the DKNY bikes minions were all lurking about in their tinted out Crown Victoria's...
More photos to come once the bike has emerged from the darkness into the light...
..if you have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about, check this out first, then this...
Big thanks, ups and high fives to Dennis Stone, Andy at Ben's Cycle, Lyle, J.R.R. Tolkien and Tommmeeeee!!!
No more fat white walls and curly soft tube geometry here:
Custom Bob Jackson Track frame, Matte Black paint with Orange Decals and lug lining, Paul dropouts, Dimpled rear ST, Straight forks, and S+S FUCKING COUPLERS!!!
EC90 Bars, Stem and Seat post..
Chris King Headset..
Sugino 75 Cranks and 47t Chainring..
Bright fucking Orange NOS Selle Turbo Saddle..
Converted HED3 road wheels I got for next to nothing otherwise I would NEVER have painted them, with some Gatorskin Tubulars...
Def not my best work photographically (sold my 5D and am currently one of the first in line for the Mark II). Though I can tell you from personal experience that photographing in mount doom is nerve racking at best! Not to mention hott- WOOOO!!! Doesn't help that the DKNY bikes minions were all lurking about in their tinted out Crown Victoria's...
More photos to come once the bike has emerged from the darkness into the light...
..if you have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about, check this out first, then this...
Big thanks, ups and high fives to Dennis Stone, Andy at Ben's Cycle, Lyle, J.R.R. Tolkien and Tommmeeeee!!!
Thursday, October 30, 2008
So babes on bikes are pretty much the best thing everrrrrrrrr!
I found this flickr set earlier and have been wagging my tongue at it for like an hour. Here are some of my faves:
Cute..
Cuter..
and I want you to kick the shit out of me and stomp my balls...
I mean COME. ON.. Seriously, that last one looks like she'd eat you alive!!
Anyways, sorry ladies but I love you all and can't help but enjoy the sight of those on the roll. Maybe you'll get to see some dudes up here if I start profiling people. Which most likely will never happen cause who in their right mind would want to be on here anyways right?..
This of course is all just a precursor to me throwing out the fact that I've been back with all the other miserable single people stuck in the dating world and would love to go out on some bike dates. How's that for sad and pathetic???
Anyways, sorry ladies but I love you all and can't help but enjoy the sight of those on the roll. Maybe you'll get to see some dudes up here if I start profiling people. Which most likely will never happen cause who in their right mind would want to be on here anyways right?..
This of course is all just a precursor to me throwing out the fact that I've been back with all the other miserable single people stuck in the dating world and would love to go out on some bike dates. How's that for sad and pathetic???
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
Bike Kill would've been fun but...
...since I'd been sick all week something told me that being in the middle of that nightmare during a rain storm might not be the best thing for my sinuses. Instead I decided it would be in my best interest to repair my broken down car. Basically what happened is that one of the water pump pulley bolts had popped out. Before I had the chance to replace it, another one had made it's way out. Once that happened it started vibrating really badly. Throwing the acc belt off course and shredding the shit out of it. All went well until I got down to the problem and realized that not only had the water pump pulley bolts popped out somehow, but the pulley itself had broken:
It also appears that one of those bolts found its way between the belt and the crank pulley leaving a big gouge in it. Which means, I now have to replace both of them. Total bummer right? This then leads me into the point I'm trying to make here: Cars can be a complete pain in the fucking ass but they def don't suck. With the exception of the soccer moms, 'ballers' or WORSE driving fucking Cadillac Escalades around or anything that has the Hummer logo on it. I mean, I'm all for the whole utilitarian pedal power no car thing. I think it's great that people who live in dense urban settings have one more sticker to adore their bike with but let's be honest.. They don't really suck. As per usual, it's the retards operating them that suck. I won't even get into the fucking car companies and advertisers that have ZERO goddamn morals when it comes to selling completely inefficient products to people who can't afford them...
People are fallible, it's just a fact of life. Mostly because people have a really hard time thinking beyond their own little world. Put them behind the wheel of a 2 ton automobile too large to see clearly around, make them late for something and you've got a recipe for disaster. Just to reiterate. We're all guilty of the same sort of thing now and then but despite that fact, it doesn't mean we shouldn't attempt to better ourselves one way or another. Besides, if something were to happen to someone close to you (perish the thought) and you needed to get to the hospital or wherever super fast. Something tells me you're not going to turn down a ride from a car owning friend. It's like yeah, I'm going to hop on my bike or take public transportation and hope I get there in time. Nevermind all the poor bastards living in the average small town where the ONLY way to get anywhere is by car. No.. I think sporting a cars suck sticker is on par with the brakes suck or gears suck type stickers. It's just dumb and only helps perpetuate the larger problem: Driver awareness AND acceptance when it comes to sharing the road...
Side note about those brakes and or gears sucks stickers: Don't be rediculous. We're ALL cyclists for fucks sake. Sporting one of those stickers only tells everyone you're a trendy asstard. Who not only doesn't know what the fuck their talking about, but is being disrespectful and holding their own opinion higher than other people. Others who are just out there also doing what they enjoy. In other words: PISS OFF or peel that shit off STAT
Anyways, I think its important for drivers to recognize that they're not the only ones out there and if driving is all they're gonna do, make it a point to drive more fuel efficient, hybrid, electric, bio fuel vehicles (and stop wasting so many fucking plastic bags at the supermarket! You're driving a car- just buy some canvas shopping bags and toss em in the back seat for fucks sake). I personally make it a point to ride to work (22 miles) or at least to the bus stop (3 miles) to augment my fuel consumption (28/35) during the week. This of course only applies to days when it's not raining. Sorry.. Just don't have any desire to do that to myself..
So please, when I show up to places/events or if you see me driving my car.. Stop giving me the goddamn stink eye already. Crossing the Hudson isn't quite the same as the east river or living in 'da hood'. At least I'm making a fucking effort which is more than I can say about the other 95% of the lazy douchetards out there. Not to mention having the ability to haul/rescue shitloads of bike parts from people...
People are fallible, it's just a fact of life. Mostly because people have a really hard time thinking beyond their own little world. Put them behind the wheel of a 2 ton automobile too large to see clearly around, make them late for something and you've got a recipe for disaster. Just to reiterate. We're all guilty of the same sort of thing now and then but despite that fact, it doesn't mean we shouldn't attempt to better ourselves one way or another. Besides, if something were to happen to someone close to you (perish the thought) and you needed to get to the hospital or wherever super fast. Something tells me you're not going to turn down a ride from a car owning friend. It's like yeah, I'm going to hop on my bike or take public transportation and hope I get there in time. Nevermind all the poor bastards living in the average small town where the ONLY way to get anywhere is by car. No.. I think sporting a cars suck sticker is on par with the brakes suck or gears suck type stickers. It's just dumb and only helps perpetuate the larger problem: Driver awareness AND acceptance when it comes to sharing the road...
Side note about those brakes and or gears sucks stickers: Don't be rediculous. We're ALL cyclists for fucks sake. Sporting one of those stickers only tells everyone you're a trendy asstard. Who not only doesn't know what the fuck their talking about, but is being disrespectful and holding their own opinion higher than other people. Others who are just out there also doing what they enjoy. In other words: PISS OFF or peel that shit off STAT
Anyways, I think its important for drivers to recognize that they're not the only ones out there and if driving is all they're gonna do, make it a point to drive more fuel efficient, hybrid, electric, bio fuel vehicles (and stop wasting so many fucking plastic bags at the supermarket! You're driving a car- just buy some canvas shopping bags and toss em in the back seat for fucks sake). I personally make it a point to ride to work (22 miles) or at least to the bus stop (3 miles) to augment my fuel consumption (28/35) during the week. This of course only applies to days when it's not raining. Sorry.. Just don't have any desire to do that to myself..
So please, when I show up to places/events or if you see me driving my car.. Stop giving me the goddamn stink eye already. Crossing the Hudson isn't quite the same as the east river or living in 'da hood'. At least I'm making a fucking effort which is more than I can say about the other 95% of the lazy douchetards out there. Not to mention having the ability to haul/rescue shitloads of bike parts from people...
Friday, October 24, 2008
I feel like dying more than usual today...
...because I'm all sick and achy. Fucking hate this shit! All because someone I work with refused to take a sick day and made the rest of us ill instead. Fucking selfish twat.. God I can't wait to get the fuck up outta this place. I'm PRAYING to be let go so I can just collect unemployment for a couple of months.. Anyways, since I'm feeling like shiiiiiiizah I figured it would be a good time to unload some retarded images I've seen over the last few months which you've all probably seen a year ago. Please note: I have no idea of the circumstance of any of these gems. Enjoy!
meh.. fucking snore.. Sorry!
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
You know what's awesome?
Aside from the hardware in the previous post of course.. Is the fact that this brand new pista sold for $466 bucks. Why is that awesome you ask? Because the 'Buy it Now' price was $350!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's awesome watching our civilization dumb down more and more everyday. Have any of you ever seen Idiocracy? Well if your answer is no, you should make it a point to watch it STAT:
After you do you'll understand why there was literally no PR done for this film despite being a stroke of comedy genius by Mike Judge...
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Just a lil sumpthin' for Lyle to scoff at:
This:
and this:
I'm only fucking with him because he yet again deeessstrrrrooyyyz me when it comes to being a full blown cycling nerd with his latest post on laser cut dropouts. Not to be completely out done here's a 'killer' post on a similar subject by myself earlier this year...
Suuuuuuuuper sexy 3rensho!
Not quite what's going on with those bars but the frame is pretty bitchin'
Just a liiiiiitle pricey though...
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
An Obama themed track bike?.. Really??
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Friday, October 10, 2008
I'm sorry but why ride bikes when you can-
RIDE WALLS!!!
Sequence piece here..
Oh and let's not forget ollies:
fffffFUCK yea! I'm all types of stoked on these photos my boy Tom took of me this past Sunday. There's plenty more awesomeness over on his photography blog so you should check it out...
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Best spoke card EVER!
Okay, so it's not an actual spoke card but it most def made me laugh the fuck out loud...
Thanks and nice meetin' ya George!
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