Thursday, September 9, 2010

Don't you just love..

..the EXTRAVAGANCE of the rich?!


Doesn't seeing an 8 year old with Lew Lightweights and DI2 just make you feel fuzzy all over??

Between this and perusing Frame Magazine last night I think I'm going to kill myself..

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

You know when..

..something is so stupid and ghey and lame that it kinda becomes awesome again? Well, I'm not so sure this is a contender but it's amusing none the less:



SO need to rip off that ghetto blaster face plate attachment!

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

As much as the over Hollywood-ization..

..of skateboarding these days can get me down, there's no way I can't watch something like this and not get some sick sort of amusement out of it:

Reminder: Brooklyn Bike Jumble, Bike Shorts AND MOAR THIS SUNDAY!

Get some cash together for this Sunday cause it's going to be yet another episode of bike part buying/swapping/drooling madness care of Harry's very own BROOKLYN BIKE JUMBLE!


Snaps from BBJ 3.0 here..

I've personally walked away from every single one I've gone to super stoked!

Bike Shorts to follow:


DJ JStacher and Dirty Finger will be DJing the post Jumble, pre Bike Shorts time slot!

OUTDOOR. DANCE. PARTY.

..with free bicycle photobooth and other yet to be announced treats!

ALL DAY BIKE EVENTS!!! FUKEN KILLERRRRR!!!!!!

My buddy Tom..

..has been enjoying the past few weekends out on the Far Rockaways taking surf photos with big horny lenses. As many of you know, the remnants of Hurricane Earl made it's presence known by furnishing our area with some uncharacteristically rrrrrrrRIPPIN' huge waves!


Fuuuck that!

I wouldn't be caught dead anywhere near that shit. Fucking scary ass ocean! Big ups to my broham for thinking that the best way for me to learn how to swim would be by repeatedly tossing my ass in the deep end where the floor drops way out..

Hopefully one day I will get over my fear because with my skateboarding and snowboarding background I have no doubt that this would be me:


..tho outside of the realm of my reality this would most likely be the case:


ack!

I'd be happy with some 6 or so footers tho- yyyyeeeeoooowwwwww!


..and pretty sunsets


Be sure to check out his blarg for lots more fotoz!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Interesting Story about an interesting Paramount Tandem!

As seen on ebay:


The Tandem Today

In the summer of 2004, a cycling friend of mine was telling me how much fun he and his family had on their pair of tandem bicycles. The tandem proved to be a perfect way of keeping everyone together on those long rides. I shared this idea with my family and when I got positive feedback, decided to go find a relatively cheap road tandem ... just to see... you know how the excitement wears off... especially when exercise is involved!

My daughter Amanda was the most excited by the idea of having a tandem. So she and I went to several local bike shops... mostly just try to find something that would fit her (she was a rather petite 9 year old at the time). We finally decided on the Raleigh Pursuit as a good starter bike.

Rather than buying a new one, I thought I'd take a few weeks to see if one came up for sale on Ebay... sure enough ... eventually one did. The only problem was that it was located in Arizona and the seller was not willing to ship it. That's when I called my Dad

Dad to the Rescue

See, Dad lives in Tempe, AZ ... so I gave him a call to see if he would help with it's shipping if I was lucky enough to win it. He was happy to help, but offered the following "if you want a tandem, I've got one for you". I was wary.

He went on to explain that he had purchased a tandem from a widower a few years back at an estate sale. He had answered an ad in the local paper and was interested in some other items she had listed. When he saw the bike, he asked if it was for sale too. The widower, who explained that she and her deceased husband were avid cyclists, said that she had not really intended on selling the bike. However, after some negotiations, Dad left with several items AND the bike.

I'm not sure why he wanted it... I think he was interested in riding it himself... and if all else failed he figured he could take it into his antique shop and sell it there.

I think he and Vicki gave it a try... found the seats were too uncomfortable and relegated it to hanging on the ceiling of their crowded garage, where it stayed for years.

I Don't Want Some Grandpa's Bike...

So after hearing his story.... I pictured a pre-war, basket-adorned, fat-tired, rusted bicycle built for two. I tried to politely decline and return the focus of our conversation to the Raleigh Pursuit on Ebay. But he insisted it was a "top of the line" bike. Knowing that his expertise in judging bike quality was a bit thin... I continued to question him on the particulars...make ("Schwinn"), year ("early '90's"), frame type ("aluminum")...etc. I was still suspicious, but he said he'd get some more information about it.

A few days later, he called back... it was indeed, not just a Schwinn, but a Schwinn Paramount. Hmmmm... with the "Grandpa-Bike" image fading a little in my mind, I encouraged him to try to find a serial number on the bike while I set about trying to do my own homework on the Paramount tandems.

Schwinn Paramount Tandems

There is a wealth of information about the Schwinn Paramount Tandem if you go to the Schwinn Lightweight Data Book web site. I poured over the specs. and pictures there trying to match what information Dad had given me about the bike. Another good source for research was the Waterford Precision Cycles website.

Nothing seemed to match the information I was getting from Dad, who in the mean time had had no luck in locating a serial number anywhere on the bike. One thing was for certain, Paramount Tandem production ceased by the end of 1979... this bike was not "early '90's" as Dad had guessed... but, at best, was late '70's.

My heart sank a little... I checked Ebay again and the Raleigh Pursuit had sold. Well... with nothing to loose (but the cost of shipping a large bicycle half way across the country) we started making shipping arrangements.

Shipping

Not wanting to burden Dad any more than I already had, I made some phone calls to the Tempe area and soon had found a local bike shop (I forget it's name) that would pack the bike for me... however, the only shipping they would offer was quite expensive due to the size limitations of the major carriers.

Off to do more homework... this time on shipping. After checking again with the bike shop I was farly certain that the packed bike would be within 2 inches of the size limits for UPS. Shipping was going to be... around $100.00.

It arrived in good shape and I quickly reassembled it and got it ready to ride. It was in surprisingly good shape. It only needed a good chain lubing and a new tube in the rear and I was off on my first ride.

What is This Thing?

Now that I could finally see it, I immediately knew that it didn't look like any of the Paramount Tandems that I had researched. I don't know how many times I went out to the garage determined to locate it's serial number only to be frustrated... it just didn't have one.

Here is what I did know:
It is a 5-speed with a single, downtube shifter.
It has a Campagnolo Record rear deralleur.
It has Normandy hubs
It has Advocet saddles
It has Schwinn (script) crankarms
It has Schwinn Tandem headbadge (though unlike the others I had seen).
It has frame geometry that doesn't seem to match the Paramount Tandems that I'd seen

I took a couple of pictures and turned to the online classic bike forums for help (Bike Forums) where several people offered their opinions as to its origin.

Finally an Answer

Eventually I got the following e-mail from Jeff Groman of Classic Cycles.

"I know this bike well. There is no serial number. It is a one of a kind as far as I know. It was raced by Jack Simes [II] and Jack Heid in 1951 to a 3 mile tandem race championship. 6 minutes 1 and2/5ths sec. The race was in Johnson Park, New Brunswick, NJ. It has been changed quite a bit. [I] thought you'd love this [picture]. Please tell me how it came to you
etc. I have another one similar to this one but was used in Helsinki in 1952 by Disney and Heid."

"I'm not sure who built it, but the cantilever brakes deralleur hanger etc., water bottle braze-ons were added after. This was a one speed, fixed gear bike. it would cost quite a bit to put it back to original and it would be unrideable. ...The bike was built in the paramount shop probably by one of their better builders. I think it ended up in a shop in Denver. Then must have gone to Arizona with an ex- racer many of whom migrated south."

Simes and Heid

If you don't know (I didn't), Jack Heid and Jack Simes II are both members of the U.S. Cycling Hall of Fame and were great riders in their day.

Jack Simes II trained Jack Heid. Simes had retired due to an injury many years before this race, but came out of retirement to run this pro tandem race. Sime's son, Jack Simes III, was also an accomplished racer and has also been inducted into the U.S. Cycling Hall of Fame.

I recently contacted Jack Simes III to see if he could provide any more information about the bike and this is what he said:

"That tandem was likely secured from Schwinn for that pro tandem race by my father who was a Schwinn dealer. It was in my father's bike shop for quite a while and probably was originally built for the 1948 Olympic team and may also have been used for other subsequent Olympic teams. But, that day in New Brunswick with those two on board, that had to be by far the high point of it's racing days. "

"The third fellow in the photo is Barney VenderValk from NJ who was a good endurance rider of the time. "

"I remember when Heid and my father were training for the race and also details about the day because I was there. I have a couple of other photos which I will look for and e-mail copies to you if you want. "

"That was the only time I saw my father race because he had retired from competition in 1936 years before I was born. He trained Jack Heid. They were both hot-headed. They had an argument before Heid went to Europe with the 1948 Olympic team not to return to the States for three years. Heid and my father didn't communicate for nearly the entire time. But, then Heid wrote from Europe and when he returned with Belgian wife and a child, my father picked them up at the boat in NY. That would have been earlier in 1951. "

End of Story

So that's how we've come to own the "famous" tandem. My daughter and I still ride it on occasion. It is a little uncomfortable and awkward to ride compared to today's bikes, but still fun to be together ... and even more fun knowing it's age and history.


I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to deal with..

..the ASTOUNDING implications of being able to mount a 24" wheel on any road bike frame I want WHILE STILL RETAINING THE ORIGINAL GEOMETRY:


ZOMG YES!! This is the coolest shit I've come across in a while!! Freaking ZINN you SLAY ME!!!

After having to live with the regret of passing up the last ZINN item I wanted I wasn't about to let this lil gem go.. Super stoked on it!

It comes with a Araya Aero 4 Super Hard Anodized Tubular 28H rim laced (only 16 spokes) to an unknown hub:


Weird huh..?

Probs have that bitch rebuilt unless I can find something else interesting for it. Like a mag wheel, hehe..

Also stoked on winning this sweet jammy jam:


Shit yea I've been wanting one of those ALAN Panto'ed Campy posts FOREVER! Will certainly go well with the chainring I got a while back..

Oh and yeah, some more NOS DA10 gear came in as well:


What a dork huh? I fully understand spelling out DA10 is on the same level as making a smiley faces out of blow. Yeah I was that guy.. Now I'm this guy.. And when I really think about it, I can't figure out which is more disappointing to my already low sense of self worth..

Right then, take a wild guess who's going to spend the coming three day weekend enjoying a soon to be arriving package from NOVA, a fuckload of Zol and entertaining my ladyfriend girlfriend. Yeah, we had that talk. Cue the sound of a glass breaking here..

OKAY WAIT! I feel like 10 times better about myself having just seen these..

Big THX to the Prollz for that one!

Monday, August 30, 2010

A lil' sneakpeak..

..at one of the TWO new freak bikes I'm in the middle of building:


WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Don't worry, I'll etch out the hole in the 'D' eventually. In any case, I'm SUPER stoked to get em out on the road!

Also, I know it's not perfection. I'm a self taught novice for fucks sake! That and well, with freak bikes, even tho I'm putting like two shit tons of extra effort into building em, I still like to keep it a little janky. I could sit there and spend a extra few hours making something perfect and sparkly but I feel as tho it would do more to diminish it's intrinsic value than add to it overall..

Nuf said. Get off yer laurels and build a fun janky ass bike of your own!

Friday, August 27, 2010

Just a little something to piss you off before the weekend!


Blarg..

I only quickly perused the article on purpose because I know it'll seriously piss me off. That and it's the Post so who really cares what a bunch of overweight and ugly retouched people have to say about something they're just jealous they can't enjoy as well. Also, this is New York fucking city. Said ignorant fat twat makes it sound as if getting rid of cyclists is the answer and you'll be able to safely walk down the street without looking both ways once their gone. I mean, it's not as if you suddenly wouldn't have to worry about anyone of the THOUSANDS OF FUCKED UP SHITTY DRIVERS SPEEDING AROUND TOWN IN TWO TON+ VEHICLES LIKE FUCKING RETARDS NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT 95% OF THE YELLOW CAB DRIVERS HAVE ZERO MOTHER FUCKING RESPECT FOR ANYTHING OUTSIDE OF THEIR GOD DAMNED TIP JAR..

Yeah, paint over the bike lanes and 'take back the streets' you grievous cunt. It's not as if cycling wasn't around for just a liiiiiittle bit longer that automobiles to begin with or anything. But yeah, once we're all gone you can comfortably catch a cab to go 20 blocks cause you can't walk your fat ass up or down subway stairs without wheezing and your kankles getting all swollen. I mean, perish the thought of walking!

Having said all that, I will say this to all the helmet-less wrong way riding fucktards out there:

STOP BEING TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL AND OR CHEAP AND JUST WEAR A FUCKING HELMET ALREADY!!! THEN, IF YOU CAN MUSTER THE STRENGTH TO NOT RIDE THE WRONG WAY OR IF YOU HAVE TO, JUST GO REAL SLOW TO AVOID SMASHING INTO SOMEONE ELSE, THEN THAT WOULD ALSO BE NICE YOU FUCKING JACKASSES!!!

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Super Sweet and Silver NAGASAWA on the bay!

DAAAMMMNN fine one at that!


Along with a bunch of Panto'ed Nagasawa parts too!!




YUMMMM!!!

I'd be all over that shit if A) The stem wasn't a 110, B) I didn't already have DA10 drive train on mine and C) Already have a fine saddle. Super wicked awesome to outfit a Nag with that's for damn sure!!

Oh and holy fucking wow does this dude ever have some other good shit up there as well!:


Check it all out on his sellers list!

..meanwhile, in Korea..

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

So BAD it's AWESOME!

I've kinda been diggin' on these funktified Frankenbikes from hell lately:


Mostly cause I have an AWESOME one going myself right now. Just need the sun to come out again so I can take some nice pics of it. Tho it's no where near as reddic as the one above!

Also:

I HAZ TEH INTERWEBZ @ WORK AGAIN!!!

..and there was much rejoicing :'-D

You should too cause this means I can get back at it again FINALLY..

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Friday, August 20, 2010

Retardedly RADICAL Rauler!

This was sent to me by a reader and it. is. fuckiiiinnnnngggGNARRrrr!:


The Details:

Rauler Pista, 55x55, 1970's
Cinelli steel #14 w/ calf leather and cork plugs, Cinelli steel #2
original Rauler, Campagnolo record pista
Campagnolo record pista 32h, Nisi moncalieri pista, Clement tubular - laced 2x + tied and soldered
Campagnolo record pista 32h, Nisi moncalieri pista, Clement tubular - laced 2x + tied and soldered
Campagnolo record pista 170mm 144BCD, Campagnolo record BB
butchered Ideale 90, Campagnolo super record
Campagnolo record pista w/ Alfredo Binda straps & Campagnolo steel clips and caps, stainless 1/8"
49/14-17


You may call it bling but this one year project turned out pretty good. It started with a slightly rusty piece of metal that I got from Italy. Bare steel, never built up since it was manufactured, probably in the 70's.
I decided to go with a classic track setup and be as period correct as possible (to my assumption..) Full campagnolo equipment and a fully chromed, nude, body. The frame has a tight rear and a perky front. It's super stiff and rides great.
The project involved more than 'just' chroming the frame. The bars were straightened, refinished and leather clad, saddle chopped, parts polished, pantos painted, decals applied, spokes tied & soldered and all the leather works were dyed to match the old saddle.

As a concluding word, I can just say that you will only hand polish one bike frame a lifetime...


Thanks for sending me that Erik! SICK mmmmmmuuutherfucking job man!!

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Right so yeah, things have been kinda sorta on the SUCK side of things lately..

Wow has shit ever been wicked stressful at the office lately! This past week and a bit has been nothing short of exacerbating for me with everything I'm behind on and my office relocating to freaking 3 Times Square last week. The situation is pretty lame right now. Hence the nearly non existent posts over the last week and a half. Mostly dude to the fact that I have ZERO internet access at work now. Yeah, reddic.. I can't even get it on my phone due to poor reception for whatever reason. So yeah, I've been filling in those moments between duties with a lot of eye rolling, long winded sighs and thumb twiddling. Some doodling tossed in there for good measure..

So yeah I'm really super sorry there hasn't been a whole lot more going on here lately. That's SO going to change real soon. I've been reassured that the planets of the bicycle gods are going to be in alignment shortly. Once this momentous occasion is upon us, there'll be a slayfest of bicycle nerding awesomeness the likes of which no mortal has ever witnessed!!

It would be as if this blog sprouted tits and shot lasers out of them and into your hearts and minds..


Man are tits ever awesome!

In the meantime, here's a gorgeous gaggle of gropeable goochez to keep you gregariously gasping for a generous grasp:



This sexy ass white one for sale by a friend:








Deets:

57cm ctc top tube by 57cm ctc seat tube 1" threadless fork 68mm english bb curved seat tube makes the chain stays shorter - like a true track bike should have the top tube is level to the ground rides comfortable and quick not sure about the angles (somewhere around 74 degrees) made from true temper s3, some special Yamaguchi proprietary tubes as he had contacts with true temper no dent or dings, only a few minor paint scratches pearl white metallic flake paint 27.2 seatpost stem is 58 degree deep drop, 26.0 clamp, you can squeeze 28c tires on, but it would be tight the fork is a special Yamaguchi "big" fork, straight blades high bottom bracket

The seller is looking for $1500 and you can contact him here for any other details and or questions: eschmidt@flcboulder.org

..and then, there's the heartbreaker:

A god dammed Team EDS mmmmmmmMOTHER FUCKING TANDEM that managed to slip out of my greasy palms originally posted for $1200 on c-list:


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck man yeah, SUCH a godforsaken shame of a bummer! I'd be lying if I said that not having that in my stable wasn't a major contributing factor to my recent bout of dismay :'-(

FUCK, MY LLLLLLLIIIIIIFFFFFEEEE!!!

Anyways, more to come soon. Just you wait..