Monday, April 14, 2008

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeediculousness!

Gnarly Nagasawa:

Pretty Pogliaghi


You gotta love them suicide shifters:




and quite possibly the most expensive and FUCKING UGLY ti track bike out there...


It' pretty amazing how a lousy these parts look together!

Now check out the previous post and spend some fuckin' cash money millions!!!

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Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Alright you fuckin' sissies- TIME TO PONY UP THEM DOLLAS!!!

The official CyclingWMD spring cleaning sale is AWN!!

Scope out my ebay list of BEYOND sexy items including:

Stealthy Colnago locker:


Brooks Limited Edition B-17 Sprinter saddle:


Cinelli Demi Fond Adjustable track stem:


And the most painful of all:

A set of vintage Hetchins lugs and tubing:


"Dig real deep into yo pockets!"



I'll have some KILLER photo gear up there next week. Including a Gitzo tripod and head, a complete NIB Lowel DP lighting set and a Canon 24mm f1.4 AF L Lens. So be sure and keep an eye out suckas!


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Saturday, April 5, 2008

WWWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Cinelli FUCKIN' LASERRRRRR!!!!!!!


SOOOO gnarly and rare. Never seen one of these for sale. Ever...

The same seller has this wack ass Rossin for sale too:


Ya gotta love those gussets...

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Friday, April 4, 2008

1962 TANDEM Paramount Track???!!!!!!!

Fucking WOW dude...


the sex...

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Since we're on the topic of music...

There's nothing like a little King Diamond for that ass!



Do yourself a favor and watch it the second time around while reading the lyrics...

COMPLETELY TWISTED AND SO FUUUUCKING CLASSIC!!!

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Take pity on me!

For I've had this song periodically stuck in my head for days!



Well, at least there's a bike in the foreground of the band shot...

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A little too spicy?

Kinda looks like they were going for something like this but failed miserably...


On the bay as per usual...

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Time for some MUCH needed spring cleaning!

I was looking through all my shit the other night and decided it was about time to get rid of a bunch of gear that's been sitting around for WAY too long. Here's a little preview of what's to come:

Colnago Master Light roadie locker:


Cinelli Demi Fond Adjustable Track stem:


French Pivo adjustable Track stem and bars:


And the most painful one, a 50's Hetchins Magnum Opus Lug set and curly tubing:


Alright, I hope everyone out there in cycling nerdsville can appreciate how difficult it is for me to release my icy cold grip on these tastier than tasty items. I'll be sure to update this post once I list everything on ebay...

In the meantime, there's plenty more where this came from on my Flickr set...


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Friday, March 28, 2008

OT: Back in the drivers seat again...

Sorry it's been a little slow around here lately. As some of you already know, I left my old job of 12 years and moved on to another gig. In doing so, I ripped off one of my co-workers and brought them with me. Then my old boss called me up and said I had to come back since he was short handed. So after three months of being gone, I find myself helping yet ANOTHER issue of Rolling Stone Magazine escape the clutches of a number of people I despise. And here I thought I was though it was all past me! Well, he is paying me $35 and hour. I think I'll manage pulling doubles for another day...
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Wait, what on the what now???

I know I said I was getting bored of pursuits, but I'll DEF make an exception for this Somec!


The same seller also has this great De Rosa up for auction too!


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What an Indy ffFABulous- Jezuz!

An awesome single speed Indy Fab WITH S+S Couplers...


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Sunday, March 23, 2008

Alright, now this is just gettin' outta hand!

$623 bucks for a Cinelli bar and stem set??!!!


I remember seeing this same set sell for like $150 'back in the day'. Unreal...

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This Fiorelli is AWESOME!

I personally slathered this frame with lots of grease from my own sweaty palms. It's being sold by my boys at Via Bicycle in Philly. Check out the fork crown- sssSICK!!! I was reeeeeeally tempted to buy it on the spot but it's a cm too small for me. Bummer...


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Saturday, March 22, 2008

Adjustable stem Gallery of Glory... and sadness...

yyyyeah, that may be a bit dramatic. But not as dramatically awesome as these adjustable mufukin' stems ahz gotst suhyn!!!


1. Major Taylor Stem
2. Philippe Stem
3. Pivo Stem
4. 3ttt Stem
5. Cinelli Demi Fond Stem

First two have happy homes as you can see. While following three as of yet do not. Every now and then I'm tempted to sell em' off. The only problem is that right as the thought is conjured in my brain, a wicked cold shiver down runs down my spine...

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Because one just isn't enough...

Sorry Grant!


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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

wwwwWICKED Waterford Randonneur Roadie FOR SALE: 57cm and Basically BRAND NEW!!!


This one is no fucking joke my friends. This was a customer's newly built custom project. He's the type of guy who's more into the chase than the catch so to speak. Prob has around 10-20 miles TOPS. Which basically makes it BRAND SPANKING NEW! Campy chorus group, Paul center pull brakes, Brooks saddle, etc..



Very minimal and very classy for a randonneur roadie. As you see here in mint/new condition, it's priced at $6 mutha fukin' G's suhyn! If you're interested and our shite economy doesn't impair your judgment, please let me know...


More photo's and specs on my Flickr...




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Holy mother fucking crap this is one SWEET Benotto!

This renovated Benotto fixie is cleeeean baby cleeeean...


Buy it and make it look like this:


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Monday, March 17, 2008

An ode to DKNY and their stupid fucking orange bikes ad campaign...

I was so inspired by, well.. myself.. that I decided to skip the traditional formalities and just make some fuckin' ART!!!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRT!!!!!!

Seeing as how I hate myself almost as much as I'm sure a lot of you fucking assholes do, I couldn't resist taking the piss out of myself after the bitchy rant I posted a little while ago on this subject... And in all honesty, who DOESN'T like to light shit on fire? Oh, right. People who DO have a sufficient grasp on reality.. Well in any case: ENJOY!

Entitled: Die, Die My Darling...


Entitled: Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight?


Entitled: American Nightmare


More masterpieces on my Flickr...

As if that wasn't good enough, my lady made this STELLAR video documenting yours truly doling out some major artistic expression on that ass:



I nearly shat myself with excitement after I seen that shit!!!

Hopefully the douche's over at DKNY's marketing department will too!

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Two KILLER Yamaguchi's + one broken arm = TOTAL FUCKING BUMMER!!!


Grant, the lucky owner of not one, but two.. Hey, wait a minute- STOLEN AS OF 2/29?!! FUCKING HARSH MAANNN!!!! Damn, and I thought it was bad enough that you busted your arm days after scoring yourself a killer new Yamaguchi Pursuit frame off ebay, but to have your other sswwwweeeet Yamaguchi Roadie stolen too??? Fuck man.. My heart goes out to ya- as does many others I'm sure. Everybody be on the lookout for this sexy machine! If you see someone riding it who goes by any other name, be sure and make buddies with them. Then lure them away from prying eyes where they can receive a proper beating and Grant can get his whip back. I mean, who in fuck's name even steals a bike like that? That's like poaching a Lambo and wondering why everyone's giving you weird looks...

ALL BIKES THIEVES MUST DIE!!!!!!

Oh, and BTW, Here's my suggestion of how you should set that new shit up:


Risers are cool too...

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Sunday, March 16, 2008

Yet another MASSIVE Mercian...

Not quite as big as the last one but at least it's a complete build...



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KICK ASS. Waterford track bike for you 62's...

Quite possibly THE cheapest Waterford you could ever hope to find...


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Thursday, March 13, 2008

Dope enough for the pope???!!!!!!

sssssshhheeyt, doesn't get any hotter than this suhyn!!!




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Some mo gold fo dat ass!

WOW this Nago really is something else! Way futuristic compared to the pope's gold whip but damn, shit is killerrrrrr! Aerospoke enthusiasts eat your bleedin' hearts out!!

UPDATE: This mother fucker just sold for US $11,655.00!!!


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Verrrry sexy Paramount!

Renovated and ready to roll! Sexily sized for yours truly too...


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Super SEXY Vintage Cinelli Tandem roadie...

Very, very hot, Cinelli tandem steed...


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